Throwing Trannies Under the Bus

imageJoe is a lawyer, a conservative commentator and a Starship Commander like Captain Kirk.  And why not? One can be all they can be, not only in the army, but in one’s own mind just by thinking whatever it is they want to be. Maybe we don’t have Starships as the Enterprise, but so what, we can still play make-believe. Joe is also gay or homosexual. Supposedly he has sex with men, but the fact is humans do not have sex with the commencement and expelling ends of the digestive system of other humans, they make-believe they do. Joe is also married. He makes-believe he is either the husband or the wife, I’m not sure which. Joe lives in fantasy land.

As a gay man in America and a card carrying member of the LGBTABCD and E lobby, Joe is very happy that the “great noble cause ” of homosexual rights has been won. They can adopt little boys and girls, sodomy has been decriminalized and accepted by many Americans as ‘normal’, they can openly serve in the military, and live the American dream of getting married and settling down to raise a family. They can also threaten and coerce businesses with impunity to comply with their agenda, and soon they will demand that there be no age of consent in regard to ‘sexual’ relations. Little boys will be fair game as in Afghanistan. America will be more worldly and sophisticated, excluding human decency and disgust?

Joe got his and now he wants to get rid of the transgender community from the LGBTABCD and E community. Drop the “T” from the movement. Joe says that the “Ts” are no longer working toward the same goals as the “Ls and Gs.” So much for inclusiveness.

Joe says that the “Ts” are working against their biology and trying to change who they are physically, “Gs and Ls” are trying to be nobody but themselves and are not seeking hormone treatments and cut&paste surgery. But Joe, aren’t the gays also working against their biology? And Joe, aren’t gays also working against human anatomy? Don’t gay men realize where exactly they put their penis when they have so-called ‘sex’ with another man?  And Joe, if a transgender ‘man’ becomes a ‘woman’ through hormone treatments and cut&paste surgery, and then finds a nice boy and they get married and have sex, and the transgendered woman still has ‘his’ prostate and lacks fallopian tubes and eggs and his breasts are really made from Tub and Tile silicone caulking, aren’t they really nothing more than two happily married homosexual males having sex, same as you and your male wife or husband? Think about that for awhile Joe, along with the characters found in science fiction

Trannies and gays have much in common, just living in the same fantasy world should be reason enough for them to stick together in the “great noble cause” of attaining special rights, and of course they should also stick together both orally and anally. The trannies fantasy of thinking they are a woman or a man and therefore they are because they identify with that certain gender can also be very useful for the gay movement. What if your male husband or wife declares that he or she is really straight and no longer gay but continues to stay married to his gay man; think of the implications and what fun and confusion the LGBTABCD and E community could have with this social construct.

Joe, you speak of marriage and how it has evolved over the years, from arranged marriages, interracial marriages and same-sex marriages. Shouldn’t this evolution continue? Or are you that selfish you would deny Chaz Bono from marrying Caitlyn Jenner? The LGBTABCD and E lobby should fight for them. Remember it’s about love too.

Joe, today you will throw the trannies under the bus, and tomorrow it will be the “Bs.” The bisexual; one moment they are heterosexual, the next moment they are homosexual. They sound very much the same as the trannies who sometimes feel they are a woman and other times they feel like a man. Of course their big difference is that the “B” wants to have an orgasm with anyone available, and the “T” simply wants to take a dump in the ladies room.

Have no fear Joe, the inclusion of trannie rights to allow boys to share bathrooms and locker rooms with girls, or men to use the ladies bathroom at Target would not be asking too much of America. They have accepted the gay community with open arms, especially marriage, with help from the Supreme Court and the Obergefell ruling. So stick with the “Ts” Joe. With advice from the LGBTABCD and E lobby and a little strong arm help from the Supreme Court and the President, they too will have a seat at the table, and elsewhere.

Joe, has any American said anything bad about David Furnish, Elton John’s husband, and David having gay fun with two other gay men in a kiddie pool filled with olive oil? Of course not, and they are not concerned with where a man takes a dump either. Your being paranoid Joe, this usually happens when an organization becomes too big and powerful as is the LGBTABCD and E lobby. Relax Joe, take it easy, the gay agenda isn’t going to unravel as would a free-wheeling roll of toilet paper behind the closed doors of a bathroom stall.

And Joe, you are very wrong when it comes to kids and the transgender movement and the homosexual agenda.  Proclamations about gender identity and ‘sex’ with the human digestive system can be confusing at a young age and this is why Sir Elton John, a Knight of the Royal Family of England, was very concerned about his husband’s olive oil tryst with two other men. Sir John (who really should be a Dame) didn’t want his two sons, ages two and four, to be exposed to the homosexual lifestyle of their daddy, nyet, not yet. Sir John should not be ashamed of them knowing of their daddies behavior or their ‘sexual’ behavior at any age. Listen to the words of Chairman Mao, “Give to me all your five year olds and I will rule the world in twenty years.” Good advice I think, don’t you Joe? You already practice Marxism by taking scientific truths and distorting them to fit your agenda. Why stop there? The little kiddies will get over their confusion, or your confusion, and accept all you proclaim as true. Begin teaching them now,  and continue to lay your foundation on the sands of the LGBTABCD and E agenda.

Keep your brothers and sisters of the trannie world close to you and under the protective wing of the LGBTABCD and E lobby. Together all of you, along with your movement, can go where men dared not go before; the ladies room to take a crap.

An analysis of:

“Gay, transgender movements need a divorce: Column” by Joseph R. Murray II

USA TODAY February 28, 2016

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Quit Bellyaching Ladies

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Everyone, except for  Miss Lilly Ledbetter and our Negro President Barry from Honolulu know – but will not admit – that women do not work as hard or produce as much in the workplace than men. Face it ladies, you are not the same as men and not worth as much as men, and be thankful you have the opportunity to work and make a living with the blessing of men in “their world.”

You may make a little less money than men, but look at all the free stuff men give you, free abortion, contraceptives, paid maternity leave, and soon you’ll be receiving free tampons. You do know that there are other ways to get equal pay other than having Barry from Honolulu sign an Executive Order. The easiest way to get that extra cash is to become a transgender person, simply think you’re a man and go tell your boss that you are no longer a woman but a man; or you could take a little vacation to Trinidad, Colorado and have a sex change operation. You’ll get that extra 20 cents on the dollar but then you will loose the abortion, contraceptive, maternity leave and free tampon benefits. Your call ladies.

Ladies, your a poor investment in the workplace. Once you get knocked-up you begin costing the company money. And -that -is your role in the world like it or not, get pregnant and have kids, yet you keep insisting on playing the role of men and to be their equal in the workforce and the military, and now one of you wants to be President, God helps us. It’s the role of men to shape the world, to shape it so that it is clean and safe for women to bring new life into it. You play your part and let men play theirs.

So put all that rhetorical victimization crap on hold, whether it’s about wages or that famous worn out female exprussion “It’s a man’s world.” Can it and put a lid on it ladies. If it wasn’t for men with their heartfelt empathy and their concern for the fairer, and weaker sex, in both mind and body, there would be no modern conveniences to make your life easier. And your complaining about what? A lousy twenty cents. You have been nothing more than a goddamn troublemaker right from the beginning.

Do you know the greatest love story ladies? It was the first love story. Have you ever asked yourself after you got caught stealing and eating something you weren’t supposed to be eating, why the man in your life did not turn you in for a replacement? That’s right sweetie, he knew you would never make it alone in the world. He cared. He gave a damn about you, and he’s been eating sweet and sour MacIntosh apples ever since you got us kicked out of that peaceful neighborhood.

It was nice running around naked, but now we had to wear grass and leaves and smelly animal skins, dig for roots and collect nuts and half-rotten fruit. It was men who taught you how to wash your hands before eating, men who made tools to catch fish and kill animals so you would have some meat to eat. He even showed you how to make a fire to cook the meat or you would still be eating it raw.

A shower once a week, whether or not a man needed it or not, would be plenty. And if it’s to cold, the wait till spring would not be a problem. Not in a mans world. How about those cold baths in the rivers, showering in the rain, and beating your cloths on rocks to get them clean. And do you remember the bugs and other vermin living in the walls and roof of the grass shelter that leaked every time it rained, the mess in the forest later confined to an outhouse? (another man invention) Remember the gathering of firewood, and the tears from your eyes when cooking? Remember the food and how it would become uneatable so quickly and how sometimes there was nothing to eat at all, and all those children dying from sickness and how dark the world was? I do.

Something had to be done, and I’ll be damned if a woman was going to do it. It was lumber and stone instead of grass and caves for a better shelter, a well and pipes for fresh water, and indoor fixed flushable chamber pots with toilet paper. Men brought you coal, gas and oil for heat and cooking, and electricity for refrigeration and light. They provided fabric, linen and silk for better clothing, all of which led to less and less dying of the new life you brought into the world. It took awhile, but men did it. They shaped the world to make it a better place for you and your kids. Do you remember? I do.

Those goddamn responsible and caring men. How come they get paid at all? I just don’t know. Please ladies, enough and quit your bellyaching. We deserve that twenty cents. It’s a small amount for what we put up with.